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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

Classic Unisex T-shirt

Proudly stand by your wrench-turning hero with this bold and cheeky design! Featuring the quote: “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake. I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Mechanic,” this shirt combines attitude and affection in perfect harmony. Floral accents and a heart-hand graphic soften the edge, while the gritty message speaks to the real-life love of women who ride or die with their garage king.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this one’s for the loyal queens of the grease-stained warriors who keep engines—and hearts—running strong.

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If you're a mechanic who doesn't sugarcoat a damn thing, this shirt is your badge of honor. The design screams confidence and raw truth with cracked metal fonts, blazing fire, crossed wrenches, and barbed wire. The bold message—"I Am A Mechanic. I Am Who I Am. Your Approval Isn’t Needed"—is paired with unapologetic statements about anger, patience, and calling out stupidity.

Perfect for mechanics who take pride in their grit, not in getting approval. It's loud, it's fierce, and it’s for those who fix the unfixable with fire in their gut and zero tolerance for BS.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves. For the mechanic who knows their worth.

I Am A Mechanic - No Approval Needed T-Shirt

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Machinists don’t just run parts—they run the world with grit, skill, and pride. This hard-hitting design declares: “My Skills Allow Me To Fix Anything In The World. I’m The Last Of A Dying Breed. I’m Not A Button Pusher. I’m A 100% True, Old-School Machinist.”

Set against a gritty skull, crossed wrenches, and bold yellow-red fonts, this design honors those who make precision look easy and toughness look effortless.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this one's built for machinists who still do it the hard way—and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Old School Machinist Skills T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts

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This one’s for the hands-on heroes who prove that skill beats status. Featuring classic machinist tools ripping through a bold orange background, this design reads:
"Machinist Using A High School Diploma To Fix What Your College Degree Messed Up."

It’s loud, proud, and unapologetically real—perfect for blue-collar pros who learned in the shop, not the lecture hall. The grungy textures and powerful contrast colors make it a head-turner on and off the job.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves. For the machinist who doesn’t need a degree to get it done right.

High School Machinist Fixes Degree T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts

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True truckers aren’t made—they’re forged on open roads, shifting gears with pride. This explosive design features a massive skull busting through a wall, a classic red rig, and defiant phrases like “Not A Button Pusher” and “100% True, Old-School Trucker.”

The rugged lettering and hardcore art shout respect for the men and women who built the industry on grit, not gadgets. It’s loud, proud, and made for the last of a dying breed. If you can drive anything in the world, this one’s for you.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves. Built for real road warriors.

Old School Trucker Dying Breed T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts

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Offers a comfortable, all-day wear due to its super soft feel
Designed with a unisex fit that caters for all
Includes a front pouch, rib knit cuffs and waistband and matching drawstring
Comes in a variety of exciting colors

Unisex Hoodie

Mechanics are built tough, forged in grease and grit. This design lays it out straight: “Sweat Dries, Blood Clots, Bones Heal. Buckle Up Buttercup — Only The Strongest Men Become Mechanics.”

The artwork features a skeleton mechanic gripping wrenches, framed by industrial gears with bold distressed fonts. It’s a gritty salute to those who fix the unfixable and never back down from the grind.

Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this shirt is for mechanics who wear their toughness like a badge of honor.

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Mechanics don’t just work a job—they live a legacy. This gritty and humorous design declares: “Once a Mechanic, Always a Mechanic... It’s Like the Mafia, You Know Too Much.” The bold fonts, wrench graphics, and high-contrast layout make this shirt as hard-working as the people who wear it.

Perfect for seasoned techs, shop floor legends, and wrench-turning warriors who know you don’t quit being a mechanic—you become one for life.

Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is essential gear for those who wear their trade like a badge of honor.

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This bold design is for every mechanic who takes pride in their tools—and their temper. Featuring three skulls, crossed wrenches, and vivid green and red typography, the message reads: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place." The detailed skull art and aggressive text deliver a clear warning with personality.

Perfect for the garage or just showing off your blue-collar grit, this piece is comfortable, durable, and unapologetically tough.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a must-have for any mechanic with a serious sense of humor and even more serious tools.

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For the retired mechanic with a great sense of humor, this design says it all! Featuring crossed wrenches, a bold yellow font, and the hilarious quote "Body Contains Aftermarket Parts", it’s the perfect nod to years spent under the hood and the wear and tear that comes with it.

With standout graphics and comfortable fabric, this shirt is ideal for relaxing at home, wrenching in the garage, or showing off to buddies.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a must-have for any veteran mechanic proud of their rebuilt legacy.

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Celebrate the pride and skill of mechanics with this bold design! Featuring a wrench and gear tools framed by a rugged backdrop and the quote: “All Men Are Created Equal But Only The Best Become Grumpy Old Mechanics.” This shirt perfectly embodies the experience, toughness, and dedication mechanics bring to their trade.

Perfect for mechanics who have earned their place through grit and hard work. Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this apparel honors the blue-collar craftsmanship and perseverance of the mechanic profession.

Grumpy Old Mechanics Best Become T-Shirt

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Show the hard work and pride that mechanics live by with this bold design! Featuring a skull wearing goggles flanked by crossed wrenches, paired with the quote: “I Don’t Ask For Easy I Ask For Real Real Hours Real Grit Real Pride That’s How Mechanics Are Made.” The strong fonts and rugged imagery perfectly capture the dedication and toughness of this skilled trade.

Perfect for mechanics who grind daily with pride and skill. Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this apparel celebrates the craftsmanship and grit of mechanics.

Mechanics Real Grit Pride T-Shirt

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Showcase your proud status as a mechanic’s wife with this bold and witty design! Featuring the quote: “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Mechanic He Has Anger Issues And A Serious Online Rage For Stupid People But I Am His Queen.” The design includes crossed wrenches accented with delicate flowers, blending toughness with feminine charm.

Perfect for wives who stand firm with their hardworking mechanic husband, combining humor, pride, and love. Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this apparel celebrates blue-collar family strength and playful sass.

Grumpy Old Mechanic Wife Queen T-Shirt

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