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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

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For every electrician who’s protective of their tools and proud of their trade, this design delivers attitude and art! Featuring three fierce skulls, crossed lightning bolts, and striking green, red, and white typography, the bold message reads: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place."

The design is fierce, the fabric is soft, and the message is electrifying. A perfect shirt for downtime or job site laughs.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a must for any electrician who mixes skill with swagger.



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Let the world know that messing with your tools is no joke! This eye-catching design features three fierce skulls, crossed hammers, and intense green and red typography, delivering the powerful quote: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place." It's a bold and humorous tribute to carpenters who take their craft—and their tools—seriously.

Built for both comfort and toughness, it's ideal for on-site wear or weekend downtime.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this piece is perfect for skilled carpenters with attitude and pride.

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This bold design is for every mechanic who takes pride in their tools—and their temper. Featuring three skulls, crossed wrenches, and vivid green and red typography, the message reads: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place." The detailed skull art and aggressive text deliver a clear warning with personality.

Perfect for the garage or just showing off your blue-collar grit, this piece is comfortable, durable, and unapologetically tough.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a must-have for any mechanic with a serious sense of humor and even more serious tools.

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This one’s for the retired concrete finisher who has earned every ache, crack, and laugh along the way. Featuring golden concrete finishing tools and bold typography, the design proudly proclaims “Body Contains Aftermarket Parts”—a humorous badge of honor for those who’ve spent years pouring and smoothing.

It’s a fun and functional tribute to the trade that built America—perfect for gifts, casual wear, or post-retirement pride.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this one’s a must-have for every veteran concrete finisher who's still built tough.

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For the retired mechanic with a great sense of humor, this design says it all! Featuring crossed wrenches, a bold yellow font, and the hilarious quote "Body Contains Aftermarket Parts", it’s the perfect nod to years spent under the hood and the wear and tear that comes with it.

With standout graphics and comfortable fabric, this shirt is ideal for relaxing at home, wrenching in the garage, or showing off to buddies.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a must-have for any veteran mechanic proud of their rebuilt legacy.

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Celebrate your trucking legacy with a hilarious twist in this standout design for retired drivers! Featuring a bold yellow semi-truck, the quote "Trucker Retired And Rebuilt - Body Contains Aftermarket Parts" adds humor while still honoring a lifetime on the road. The playful typography and truck graphic make this a perfect piece for proud retired truckers who’ve put in the miles and earned their stripes.

Made for comfort and style, it’s great for relaxing at home or hitting the road again in style.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a fun and respectful nod to the journey of every seasoned driver.

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Pay tribute to a career of precision, wear, and resilience with this sharp and humorous machinist tee. Featuring “Machinist Retired And Rebuilt – Body Contains After Market Parts”, this design includes golden crossed micrometers, black and yellow text, and subtle gear-style highlights.

It’s the perfect message for machinists who’ve given their all on the shop floor and have the metal plates and replacement parts to prove it.

Ideal for retirement celebrations, union shop visits, or casual wear, this tee offers both comfort and comedy for the trade’s finest.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a proud nod to every retired machinist rebuilt with experience.

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Stand out from the average with this fearless machinist design! Featuring the sharp quote: “An Average Person Can Never Become A Machinist”, this shirt includes a skull graphic, pipe wrench, flames, and bold green lettering that pops off a fiery orange background. It’s a salute to the unmatched skill, grit, and mindset machinists bring to the shop floor.

Whether you're working with lathes or mills, this shirt says loud and clear — being a machinist isn’t for the average.

Made for tough jobs and even tougher professionals, this design brings durability, attitude, and pride in every thread.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's perfect for true machinists who take pride in their elite craft.

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For those who still believe in craftsmanship over shortcuts, this one’s for you. Featuring detailed artwork of precision tools and bold, distressed lettering, this shirt declares: “My Skills Allow Me To Build Anything In The World. I’m The Last Of A Dying Breed. I’m Not A Button Pusher. I’m A 100% True, Old-School Machinist.”

Built for machinists who value hands-on skill, mechanical mastery, and real work, this design salutes the few who still do it the hard way—the right way.

Available in T-Shirts, Hoodies, Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

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Strong women back strong tradesmen—and this shirt makes it crystal clear. “I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Machinist… He Has Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People—But I Am His Queen” is printed loud and proud across this design. Featuring hand-drawn heart hands, blooming flowers, and bold type, it balances toughness with love.

Perfect for the woman who holds her machinist down—and lets the world know who runs the shop at home.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

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