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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
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For every electrician who’s protective of their tools and proud of their trade, this design delivers attitude and art! Featuring three fierce skulls, crossed lightning bolts, and striking green, red, and white typography, the bold message reads: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place."

The design is fierce, the fabric is soft, and the message is electrifying. A perfect shirt for downtime or job site laughs.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a must for any electrician who mixes skill with swagger.



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Let the world know that messing with your tools is no joke! This eye-catching design features three fierce skulls, crossed hammers, and intense green and red typography, delivering the powerful quote: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place." It's a bold and humorous tribute to carpenters who take their craft—and their tools—seriously.

Built for both comfort and toughness, it's ideal for on-site wear or weekend downtime.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this piece is perfect for skilled carpenters with attitude and pride.

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This bold design is for every mechanic who takes pride in their tools—and their temper. Featuring three skulls, crossed wrenches, and vivid green and red typography, the message reads: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place." The detailed skull art and aggressive text deliver a clear warning with personality.

Perfect for the garage or just showing off your blue-collar grit, this piece is comfortable, durable, and unapologetically tough.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a must-have for any mechanic with a serious sense of humor and even more serious tools.

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This one’s for the retired concrete finisher who has earned every ache, crack, and laugh along the way. Featuring golden concrete finishing tools and bold typography, the design proudly proclaims “Body Contains Aftermarket Parts”—a humorous badge of honor for those who’ve spent years pouring and smoothing.

It’s a fun and functional tribute to the trade that built America—perfect for gifts, casual wear, or post-retirement pride.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this one’s a must-have for every veteran concrete finisher who's still built tough.

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For the retired mechanic with a great sense of humor, this design says it all! Featuring crossed wrenches, a bold yellow font, and the hilarious quote "Body Contains Aftermarket Parts", it’s the perfect nod to years spent under the hood and the wear and tear that comes with it.

With standout graphics and comfortable fabric, this shirt is ideal for relaxing at home, wrenching in the garage, or showing off to buddies.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a must-have for any veteran mechanic proud of their rebuilt legacy.

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Celebrate your trucking legacy with a hilarious twist in this standout design for retired drivers! Featuring a bold yellow semi-truck, the quote "Trucker Retired And Rebuilt - Body Contains Aftermarket Parts" adds humor while still honoring a lifetime on the road. The playful typography and truck graphic make this a perfect piece for proud retired truckers who’ve put in the miles and earned their stripes.

Made for comfort and style, it’s great for relaxing at home or hitting the road again in style.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a fun and respectful nod to the journey of every seasoned driver.

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Pay tribute to a career of precision, wear, and resilience with this sharp and humorous machinist tee. Featuring “Machinist Retired And Rebuilt – Body Contains After Market Parts”, this design includes golden crossed micrometers, black and yellow text, and subtle gear-style highlights.

It’s the perfect message for machinists who’ve given their all on the shop floor and have the metal plates and replacement parts to prove it.

Ideal for retirement celebrations, union shop visits, or casual wear, this tee offers both comfort and comedy for the trade’s finest.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a proud nod to every retired machinist rebuilt with experience.

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Celebrate a career full of pipes, grit, and resilience with this bold and funny design. With the text “Plumber Retired And Rebuilt – Body Contains After Market Parts”, this shirt showcases golden crossed pipe wrenches, bold yellow and black font, and clean accents that honor the wear and repair of trade life.

It’s a perfect way to say “I’ve been through it — and I’ve got the bolts to prove it.”

Perfect for retirement parties, off-duty wear, or a casual day in the workshop, this shirt is both funny and meaningful.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a great tribute to retired plumbers who’ve earned every scar and upgrade.

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Honor the grit and scars of a true ironworker with this funny and proud design. Featuring “Ironworker Retired And Rebuilt – Body Contains After Market Parts”, this shirt showcases crossed golden wrenches, clean black and yellow typography, and a subtle industrial background.

It’s made for those who’ve put in the years, earned the replacements, and still walk tall.

Perfect for retiree events, union meetups, or casual wear, this design celebrates a lifetime of hard work and iron nerves.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s the ultimate tribute for any retired ironworker who’s still made of steel.

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For those who know that being a lineman takes more than average, this design speaks truth with attitude. Featuring the quote: “An Average Person Can Never Become A Lineman”, this shirt displays a realistic skull, lineman pliers, and bold green and gold typography — symbolizing danger, strength, and elite skill.

The grunge texture and intense imagery perfectly represent the risks and resilience every lineman lives with daily.

Crafted for comfort, grit, and utility, it's perfect for job sites, union events, or off-duty wear.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this piece is for those who live and breathe lineman pride.

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Prove that ironworkers are anything but average with this bold and gritty design. Featuring the powerful quote: “An Average Person Can Never Become An Ironworker”, this shirt includes a skull graphic, crossed ironworker wrench, and rugged typeface in green and bronze tones — symbolizing the grit, danger, and pride of the trade.

The artwork represents toughness, courage, and elite craftsmanship, perfect for anyone in the steel game.

Built for comfort, durability, and jobsite resilience, it’s perfect for hardworking ironworkers who earn respect daily.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this design is made for the steel-bending, beam-walking, iron-forging elite.

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