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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

Classic Unisex T-shirt

Show your pride as the loyal partner of a rugged, grumpy old carpenter with this bold and sassy shirt! Featuring the line: “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake. I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Carpenter,” this design mixes strong typography, a heart-hands graphic, and pink floral art to honor the love and humor behind the grit. It’s perfect for the fierce women who love men who build with passion and attitude.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this gear is made for the queens behind America’s toughest builders.

Spoiled Wife Of Carpenter - Grumpy Queen T-Shirt

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Show off your carpenter pride with this intense and powerful design! Featuring a skull surrounded by lightning and crossed hammers, and the text "Everybody Is A Carpenter Until The Real Carpenter Shows Up," this shirt makes a bold statement about the true skill of a professional carpenter. It’s a great way to represent the hard work and expertise required in the trade, while also having some fun with the challenge of being the best in the business.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is a must-have for carpenters who know their craft and want to show it off with pride.

Everybody Is A Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Hammer T-Shirt

Everybody Is A Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride with this bold and humorous design! Featuring crossed hammers and fiery background, this shirt symbolizes the powerful personality of every carpenter. The playful "I'm Not Yelling, I'm A Carpenter" text is a fun way to express the intensity of your work while keeping it lighthearted. This shirt resonates with carpenters who take pride in their craft and enjoy a good laugh.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s perfect for work, casual wear, or even as a gift for a fellow carpenter.

I'm Not Yelling Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt

I'm Not Yelling Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride and patriotism with this bold and striking design! Featuring the American flag made from tools like a hammer, saw, and chisel, with the word "CARPENTER" across the bottom in bold red, this shirt is a perfect representation of hard work, craftsmanship, and national pride. Whether you’re on the job site or celebrating your profession, this design celebrates the spirit of carpenters everywhere.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a great choice for carpenters who take pride in their trade and their country.



Carpenter American Flag Apparel - Hammer & Tools T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Add some humor to your workwear with this fun and bold design! Featuring a skeleton holding tools with the saying "Measure Twice, Cut Once... Unless You're Me, Then It's Just A Lucky Guess," this shirt brings the perfect balance of craftsmanship and humor. It’s a great reminder of the old carpenter's saying with a twist that every carpenter can relate to. Whether you're working in the shop or hanging out with friends, this design speaks to the skill and fun of being a carpenter.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is an ideal choice for carpenters who enjoy a good laugh while showcasing their skills.

Measure Twice Cut Once Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Tools T-Shirt

Measure Twice Cut Once Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Tools T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride with this bold and humorous design! Featuring crossed hammers and fiery background, this shirt symbolizes the powerful personality of every carpenter. The playful "I'm Not Yelling, I'm A Carpenter" text is a fun way to express the intensity of your work while keeping it lighthearted. This shirt resonates with carpenters who take pride in their craft and enjoy a good laugh.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's perfect for work, casual wear, or even as a gift for a fellow carpenter.

If You Think It's Expensive Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Let the world know that messing with your tools is no joke! This eye-catching design features three fierce skulls, crossed hammers, and intense green and red typography, delivering the powerful quote: "But If You Mess With My Tools I Will Break Out A Level Of Crazy That Will Make Your Nightmares Seem Like A Happy Place." It's a bold and humorous tribute to carpenters who take their craft—and their tools—seriously.

Built for both comfort and toughness, it's ideal for on-site wear or weekend downtime.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this piece is perfect for skilled carpenters with attitude and pride.

Mess With My Tools Carpenter Apparel - Skull Quote T-Shirt-#M250625SEMLIK10BCARPZ7

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This design is a tribute to the hands-on, tool-wielding legends of the trade. With a battle-worn skull, crosscut saw, hammer, and bold yellow-and-red text, it proclaims:
"My skills allow me to operate anything in the world. I’m the last of a dying breed. I’m not a button pusher. I’m a 100% true, old-school carpenter."

It’s gritty, unapologetic, and built for those who mastered their trade the hard way. A perfect fit for proud, experienced craftsmen who stand apart in a digital age.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this design honors the real builders who never compromise.

Old-School Carpenter - Dying Breed Skills T-Shirt

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This one's for the carpenters who never clock out—because once you’ve built, you never stop building. Featuring a menacing skull flanked by classic tools (hammer, saw, chisel), the shirt lays down the code:
"Once a carpenter, always a carpenter. You can never truly get out of it. It’s like mafia—you know too much."

With vintage fonts, weathered tones, and bold design, it’s made for those who’ve mastered the craft and wear the scars of real skill with pride.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this design is a salute to every carpenter who’s in it for life.

Once A Carpenter - Mafia Code Builder T-Shirt

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Real craftsmanship doesn't retire—it evolves. This bold design is for the seasoned carpenters who still outwork and outbuild the younger crew. With a rugged toolbox graphic featuring a hammer, chisel, saw, and wood shavings, the shirt declares:
"Move over boys, let this old man show you how to be a carpenter."

The distressed vintage font and neutral tones give it an old-school edge—perfect for proud tradesmen who’ve earned every splinter and respect in the shop.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is a must-have for veteran carpenters who still run the job site.

Old Man Pride - Master Carpenter Skills T-Shirt

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This design honors the men who build homes and raise families with strength and care. Featuring a sunset backdrop and a silhouette of a carpenter at work, the shirt proudly states:
"Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a daddy and a carpenter."

With vintage colors, rugged fontwork, and a hand-sketched feel, this design is perfect for the skilled tradesman who's just as proud of being a dad as he is of his craftsmanship.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s the perfect Father's Day gift or everyday wear for blue-collar dads.

Daddy & Carpenter Pride - Fatherhood Builder T-Shirt

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For the seasoned men who’ve earned every scar and don’t take disrespect—this shirt delivers the warning loud and clear. With the bold quote: “Assuming I’m Just An Old Man Was Your First Mistake,” and a gritty graphic of a rugged, tool-belted man surrounded by flames, this design is packed with attitude. It’s a salute to the old-school grit, wisdom, and don’t-mess-with-me mindset that never fades with age.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this shirt is built for the old lions who still rule the jobsite—and life.

Assuming I’m Just An Old Man - Tough Guy T-Shirt

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