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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

Classic Unisex T-shirt

For the strong, sassy women riding shotgun in life and love with their grumpy old trucker—this shirt says it all. Featuring the fierce and funny quote: “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake. I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Trucker,” this design blends grit and romance with a hand-heart graphic and floral detail. It’s made for the queens of the open road, whose love goes the distance.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is the ultimate badge of pride for every trucker’s favorite passenger.

Spoiled Wife Of Trucker - Grumpy Queen T-Shirt

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Proudly stand by your wrench-turning hero with this bold and cheeky design! Featuring the quote: “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake. I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Mechanic,” this shirt combines attitude and affection in perfect harmony. Floral accents and a heart-hand graphic soften the edge, while the gritty message speaks to the real-life love of women who ride or die with their garage king.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this one’s for the loyal queens of the grease-stained warriors who keep engines—and hearts—running strong.

Spoiled Wife Of Mechanic - Grumpy Queen T-Shirt

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Show your pride as the loyal partner of a rugged, grumpy old carpenter with this bold and sassy shirt! Featuring the line: “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake. I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Carpenter,” this design mixes strong typography, a heart-hands graphic, and pink floral art to honor the love and humor behind the grit. It’s perfect for the fierce women who love men who build with passion and attitude.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this gear is made for the queens behind America’s toughest builders.

Spoiled Wife Of Carpenter - Grumpy Queen T-Shirt

HISQUEEN1-CARPENTER

Proud to stand beside a lineman with grit and attitude? This shirt says it all. Featuring the quote: “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake. I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Lineman,” this design blends tough love with loyalty. The clenched hands and floral heart detail symbolize a deep bond, while the bold fonts show you don’t mess with a lineman’s queen.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this design is for strong women who back the men who power the nation—storm or shine.

Spoiled Wife Of Lineman - Grumpy Queen T-Shirt

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If you're a mechanic who doesn't sugarcoat a damn thing, this shirt is your badge of honor. The design screams confidence and raw truth with cracked metal fonts, blazing fire, crossed wrenches, and barbed wire. The bold message—"I Am A Mechanic. I Am Who I Am. Your Approval Isn’t Needed"—is paired with unapologetic statements about anger, patience, and calling out stupidity.

Perfect for mechanics who take pride in their grit, not in getting approval. It's loud, it's fierce, and it’s for those who fix the unfixable with fire in their gut and zero tolerance for BS.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves. For the mechanic who knows their worth.

I Am A Mechanic - No Approval Needed T-Shirt

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When it comes to quality finish, skill isn’t cheap—and cheap isn’t skilled. This design hits hard with the line, “Skilled Painters Aren’t Cheap, Cheap Painters Aren’t Skilled,” wrapped around a vivid image of a spray gun in action, backed by painter’s tape, orange accents, and real-trade grit.

A perfect fit for pro painters who bring precision, pride, and polish to every job.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Skilled Painters Aren’t Cheap - Painter Truth T-Shirt

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Men's T-shirt

Show off your carpenter pride with this intense and powerful design! Featuring a skull surrounded by lightning and crossed hammers, and the text "Everybody Is A Carpenter Until The Real Carpenter Shows Up," this shirt makes a bold statement about the true skill of a professional carpenter. It’s a great way to represent the hard work and expertise required in the trade, while also having some fun with the challenge of being the best in the business.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is a must-have for carpenters who know their craft and want to show it off with pride.

Everybody Is A Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Hammer T-Shirt

Everybody Is A Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride with this bold and humorous design! Featuring crossed hammers and fiery background, this shirt symbolizes the powerful personality of every carpenter. The playful "I'm Not Yelling, I'm A Carpenter" text is a fun way to express the intensity of your work while keeping it lighthearted. This shirt resonates with carpenters who take pride in their craft and enjoy a good laugh.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s perfect for work, casual wear, or even as a gift for a fellow carpenter.

I'm Not Yelling Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt

I'm Not Yelling Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride and patriotism with this bold and striking design! Featuring the American flag made from tools like a hammer, saw, and chisel, with the word "CARPENTER" across the bottom in bold red, this shirt is a perfect representation of hard work, craftsmanship, and national pride. Whether you’re on the job site or celebrating your profession, this design celebrates the spirit of carpenters everywhere.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a great choice for carpenters who take pride in their trade and their country.



Carpenter American Flag Apparel - Hammer & Tools T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Add some humor to your workwear with this fun and bold design! Featuring a skeleton holding tools with the saying "Measure Twice, Cut Once... Unless You're Me, Then It's Just A Lucky Guess," this shirt brings the perfect balance of craftsmanship and humor. It’s a great reminder of the old carpenter's saying with a twist that every carpenter can relate to. Whether you're working in the shop or hanging out with friends, this design speaks to the skill and fun of being a carpenter.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is an ideal choice for carpenters who enjoy a good laugh while showcasing their skills.

Measure Twice Cut Once Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Tools T-Shirt

Measure Twice Cut Once Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Tools T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride with this bold and humorous design! Featuring crossed hammers and fiery background, this shirt symbolizes the powerful personality of every carpenter. The playful "I'm Not Yelling, I'm A Carpenter" text is a fun way to express the intensity of your work while keeping it lighthearted. This shirt resonates with carpenters who take pride in their craft and enjoy a good laugh.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's perfect for work, casual wear, or even as a gift for a fellow carpenter.

If You Think It's Expensive Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

This bold design honors the grit and reliability of tow truck operators who always show up when people need them most. Featuring a classic tow truck inside a rugged, torn graphic, the quote reads: "I'm A Tow Truck Operator. I Don't Punch In. I Show Up Like The Job Depends On Me. Because It Does." The orange and red tones, combined with bold, block-style fonts, make this a powerful and eye-catching tribute to the profession.

Perfect for shop wear, long shifts, or weekend pride.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's a statement of accountability, pride, and dedication for every operator.

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