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The soft, ring-spun cotton of this t-shirt is also long-lasting. With a classic fit and seam-free body, you'll want to wear it every day.
 
100% soft ring-spun cotton (Sport Gray is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton.)
Modern classic fit
Tubular body
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Taped neck and shoulders
Ribbed collar
Wash cool, hang dry or tumble dry low
Cool iron inside-out

Men's T-shirt

Show off your carpenter pride with this intense and powerful design! Featuring a skull surrounded by lightning and crossed hammers, and the text "Everybody Is A Carpenter Until The Real Carpenter Shows Up," this shirt makes a bold statement about the true skill of a professional carpenter. It’s a great way to represent the hard work and expertise required in the trade, while also having some fun with the challenge of being the best in the business.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is a must-have for carpenters who know their craft and want to show it off with pride.

Everybody Is A Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Hammer T-Shirt

Everybody Is A Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride with this bold and humorous design! Featuring crossed hammers and fiery background, this shirt symbolizes the powerful personality of every carpenter. The playful "I'm Not Yelling, I'm A Carpenter" text is a fun way to express the intensity of your work while keeping it lighthearted. This shirt resonates with carpenters who take pride in their craft and enjoy a good laugh.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s perfect for work, casual wear, or even as a gift for a fellow carpenter.

I'm Not Yelling Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt

I'm Not Yelling Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride and patriotism with this bold and striking design! Featuring the American flag made from tools like a hammer, saw, and chisel, with the word "CARPENTER" across the bottom in bold red, this shirt is a perfect representation of hard work, craftsmanship, and national pride. Whether you’re on the job site or celebrating your profession, this design celebrates the spirit of carpenters everywhere.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a great choice for carpenters who take pride in their trade and their country.



Carpenter American Flag Apparel - Hammer & Tools T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Add some humor to your workwear with this fun and bold design! Featuring a skeleton holding tools with the saying "Measure Twice, Cut Once... Unless You're Me, Then It's Just A Lucky Guess," this shirt brings the perfect balance of craftsmanship and humor. It’s a great reminder of the old carpenter's saying with a twist that every carpenter can relate to. Whether you're working in the shop or hanging out with friends, this design speaks to the skill and fun of being a carpenter.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is an ideal choice for carpenters who enjoy a good laugh while showcasing their skills.

Measure Twice Cut Once Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Tools T-Shirt

Measure Twice Cut Once Carpenter Apparel - Skull & Tools T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Show off your carpenter pride with this bold and humorous design! Featuring crossed hammers and fiery background, this shirt symbolizes the powerful personality of every carpenter. The playful "I'm Not Yelling, I'm A Carpenter" text is a fun way to express the intensity of your work while keeping it lighthearted. This shirt resonates with carpenters who take pride in their craft and enjoy a good laugh.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it's perfect for work, casual wear, or even as a gift for a fellow carpenter.

If You Think It's Expensive Carpenter Apparel - Funny Hammer T-Shirt, Hoodie & More

Classic Unisex T-shirt

She’s not “just a woman”—she’s the queen of a grumpy old plumber. This design proudly declares, “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake… I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Plumber… But I Am His Queen.” Surrounded by heart-hand artwork and bright florals, it’s the perfect blend of love, fire, and attitude.

Made for the strong wives who support their pipe-wrenching kings through every leak, clog, and curse word.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Spoiled Wife Of Grumpy Plumber - Queen Life T-Shirt

HISQUEEN1-PLUMBER

Strong women back strong tradesmen—and this shirt makes it crystal clear. “I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Machinist… He Has Anger Issues And A Serious Dislike For Stupid People—But I Am His Queen” is printed loud and proud across this design. Featuring hand-drawn heart hands, blooming flowers, and bold type, it balances toughness with love.

Perfect for the woman who holds her machinist down—and lets the world know who runs the shop at home.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Spoiled Wife Of Grumpy Machinist - Queen Life T-Shirt

HISQUEEN1-MACHINIST

Loud, loyal, and proud—this shirt is for the woman behind the brush-wielding brute. “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake… I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Painter” says it all. Highlighted by heart-shaped hands, vibrant flowers, and no-nonsense flair, this design celebrates love, toughness, and loyalty.

Made for the queen who stands beside a hardworking painter with passion, patience—and a warning to the world.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Spoiled Wife Of Grumpy Painter - Queen Love T-Shirt

HISQUEEN1-PAINTER

Strong, sassy, and proud—this one’s for the women who hold it down for their hardworking men. With the bold statement, “Assuming I’m Just A Woman Was Your First Mistake… I’m A Spoiled Wife Of A Grumpy Old Operator,” this design mixes heart-hands, bright floral art, and unapologetic attitude.

Perfect for the queen who supports her operator through the long hours, hard jobs, and short tempers—because she knows her worth and his.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Spoiled Wife Of Grumpy Operator - Queen Pride T-Shirt

HISQUEEN1-OPERATOR

For the operators who run machines like extensions of their own will—this design says it all. “Warning! This Operator Does Not Play Well With Stupid People” is stamped across an intense layout with a big yellow excavator, heavy chains, and jobsite grit.

Built for those who don’t just move dirt—they move mountains, and don’t have time for nonsense.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Warning Operator No Patience - Excavator Grit T-Shirt

PLAYWELL6-OPERATOR

Mechanics keep machines moving—but don’t test their patience. Featuring the fierce line, “Warning! This Mechanic Does Not Play Well With Stupid People,” this unapologetic design showcases crossed wrenches, gears, chains, and a beat-up background that screams shop-floor grit.

Built for wrench-slingers who know their worth, don’t tolerate BS, and fix what others mess up.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

Warning Mechanic No Patience - Wrench Life T-Shirt

PLAYWELL6-MECHANIC

No time for nonsense—just hook it, haul it, and keep it moving. This bold design declares, “Warning! This Tow Truck Operator Does Not Play Well With Stupid People,” paired with a powerful image of a lifted car in motion, flanked by gritty chains and bold brush strokes. It captures the frustration, grit, and no-BS energy that defines the toughest operators in the industry.

Built for the roadside warriors who’ve seen it all—and don’t have time for games.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves.

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